let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

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jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay)

You are just one big let down to me really, I need to stop wanting your attention. 

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

She’s looking at Plymouth Gin!

Hairy leg, oh god, I am one disgusting creature…

I don’t know why I’m taking lots of pictures today. I’m sorry.

jaidenbatchler:

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

I want to watch more White Collar but that requires putting clothes on :(

Oh my god, is Oban naked? I think he is…

Oh man, look at all that stubble! (Also, I think I will be lazy and not shave AGAIN. Oh man, I am a disgrace to my family…)

Also, you can see the damaged skin pealing from when I had to wear make-up for my duologue D:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

(Source: deerstagram)

So I had a late night bath… now I’m all wet, relaxed and very tired. I’m not doing anything with my hair, I’m just going to lay here and fall asleep.

I will look shocking tomorrow, do I care? I think not.

Yaz and I are planning to go to London and this makes me very happy.

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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