Anonymous asked: who's he?
The guy I’m going to get to kiss me? His name is Dan, I work with him and have had a crush on him ever since I first saw him
Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
thus why we all love Johnny Depp.
everybody loves Johnny Depp
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
On my eighteenth I’m going to get us both very drunk and tell him he has to kiss me as its my birthday. He can’t say no.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL MY THAT GREYS ANATOMY WAS ON LOVEFILM I DONT THINK YOU REALISE HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
I don’t know why I’m writing this, but I am. I just feel like someone needs to read this and know. Even before I was born, I wasn’t wanted. My biological father wanted my mum to abort me. Then when I was born she had postnatal depression, so I spent the first year of my life with my grandparents. I grew up having this underlying feeling of being different to everyone else, something that I can’t quite put my finger on. I had a twin brother, Dean. He died when we were both fairly young. I always blamed myself for that, it was a sort of him or me situation. I never made friends easily because I was different. I had those crappy NHS glasses that looked like they came from Poundland. Everyone else was always so close to their family and I’ve never really had that. We have always been distant. We don’t talk about feelings, in fact I don’t talk about feelings with anyone.
I used to move around a lot too, so once I had finally made some friends, I’d have to move away and start again. When I got to secondary school I started having mental problems, then I started having feelings for Joe, so I had to come to terms with being gay. I became anorexic - which put me in hospital, twice. I became a social hermit, then I turned to self harm, eventually I tried killing myself, a number of times. Nothing makes you feel worse about yourself when you can’t even end your own life properly.
So much shit went on in my life, this doesn’t even start to cover it. But its a start.
So it turns out he never actually liked me, just my money. And he made more than me.
OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING
IT JUST STARTED FROM 3 AND NOT 1 WHAT THE FUCK
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not