let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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Hairy leg, oh god, I am one disgusting creature…
I don’t know why I’m taking lots of pictures today. I’m sorry.
Oh man, look at all that stubble! (Also, I think I will be lazy and not shave AGAIN. Oh man, I am a disgrace to my family…)
Also, you can see the damaged skin pealing from when I had to wear make-up for my duologue D:
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
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So I had a late night bath… now I’m all wet, relaxed and very tired. I’m not doing anything with my hair, I’m just going to lay here and fall asleep.
I will look shocking tomorrow, do I care? I think not.
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
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